This was the result of a silly challenge that made me sweat. Write
about cow tipping. Bet you can't! Well, I researched...and I asked
knew! Then Te challenged us to be light hearted and happy, and
I just got
all verklemmt! This is what happens when I am emotionally overwrought!
I salute you! Paula - nuts, hear me? Nuts! :)
Disclaimer:If they were actually mine, do you think I'd waste
WRITING about them?
Thanks to: My betas did me proud and I love them...Frankie, Orithain
Paula, please take a bow! Try to forget...one day, your lives
NC17 as per usual. I only write smut and this is M/M with no redeeming
features. Don't read it if the idea of hot, sticky boys clinging
doesn't please you.
Feedback: Yes please...
Spoilers: Possibly Terma...who really knows at this point?
Plot: What plot? :) Alex and Fox get fragrant!
Call of the Wild
by Dr Ruthless
Fox Mulder was tired. He was more than tired, he was totally exhausted.
had only had 2 hours sleep out of the previous thirty-six, and
it had been
an exhausting case. Here they were, deep in the heart of rural
looking for werewolves at 3am. Sometimes he wondered why he did
this kind of
thing. Surely he could teach, or work with battered wives, or
tend a bar or
anything other than this! The ratty motel at which he and Scully
did not impress him, but he was so tired he was sure he would
He had just said good night to Scully and seen her to her door.
he checked out her neat figure, pretty skin and aristocratic manner,
wondered how come she was still single. He really liked her, loved
but not in "that" way! There was only one person for
him, and it was not
He unlocked the door to his room, moving slowly, stiff with tension
fatigue. Not bothering to switch on the light, he entered the
smelling the odors of disinfectant and old sweat that permeated
Tossing his jacket in the direction of the bed, he stretched his
behind his head and heard his back give a satisfying crack. A
behind alerted him far too late to the fact that he was not alone.
There was a blur of movement seen from the corner of his eye,
and then he
cried out as his shoulder was seized, he was spun around and shoved
backwards onto the bed, a heavy body following him down to knock
from his body. Warm lips sought for his, and a soft mouth claimed
him as a
hand fumbled for his belt and a lean, hot body writhed against
shivery tendrils of lust from groin to scalp. He struggled to
fight off his
attacker and finally managed to hold him away from his mouth for
"Are you crazy? What the fuck are you doing here? How did
you find me? Don't
you know Scully is in the next room, and these walls are paper
desperate whisper was met with a low chuckle as the intruder stroked
"I saw you this afternoon as I was driving through the town.
waiting all bloody evening. Why did you stay out so late? Think
of the fun
we could have had!" The voice was low, husky, gravelly and
very sexy. Fox
Mulder felt a twitch as his cock recognized the man who was still
top of him.
"Some of us have work to do, Alex! We can't all just lounge
nothing all day!" He snaked his arms around Alex Krycek's
neck, pulling his
head down and opening his lips for a kiss. He was just getting
tongue searching the other man's mouth, body straining against
when there was a knock on the door.
"Mulder? Mulder it's me! Are you all right? I thought I heard
you cry out."
Dana Scully's low voice cut through the mounting excitement, and
away from the sniggering Alex, getting up and going over to the
"Umm.... It's OK, Scully, I just slipped in the bathroom
is all. The floor
was a little slippery. Sleep well." He tried to sound relaxed
Scully must have been satisfied with his explanation because she
'goodnight' and retreated back to her own room.
"God, Alex, you know you shouldn't do things like that to
me. What if we
were caught? They'd arrest you and take you away. Please be more
Mulder was once again talking in a whisper. Alex was still finding
"That's OK, Fox, they'll never take me alive!" He grinned,
flashing in the still darkened room.
"Yeah, that's what scares me. I don't want it to come to
tone was serious. Krycek arose from his position lounging on the
came across to his lover, putting his arm around his waist and
for a long, slow, loving kiss. Mulder moaned and responded by
ass and pulling him in hard to press against him.
The two of them remained, mouth locked to mouth, for some minutes,
wandering over each other as their tongues entwined and their
grew. Finally, separating for a second, Mulder took Alex's hand
and led him
back to the bed. Sitting down on the edge of it, he realized in
the damned thing was not only very lumpy, it also creaked. He
tentatively. It creaked like a pub sign in a gale. It creaked
like the door
to Castle Frankenstein. It not only creaked, it groaned and squeaked
His heart sank.
"If we have sex on this bed, the damned bed is going to come
more often than
the two of us put together. Fuck!" Alex smiled, wordlessly
handed Mulder his
jacket and hauled him to his feet, kissing him quickly before
leading him to
"I've always intended to study nature more closely."
He whispered, "It looks
like now is the time to start." So saying, the double agent
cracked open the
door, and peered cautiously into the gloom. "It looks clear
enough. Let me
go first, and then if she sees us, you can say you were chasing
me." As he
opened the door, Mulder quickly gathered up the comforter from
the bed and
Stealthily, keeping to the shadows, the two made their way to
the back of
the motel. All around them was farmland, and Mulder could see
stretched out of sight. He seemed to remember a horse peering
over the fence
as he arrived this afternoon but could not be certain.
"Alex, I think I remember a barn or something over there.
We could go and
check it out." The two of them climbed cautiously through
the fence and made
their way over grass towards the dark shape on the skyline that
might be a
barn. Partway there, Mulder caught up with Alex and grabbed playfully
his ass, at which point they stopped moving and clung together
passionate embrace. It had been several weeks since Mulder had
lover, and he wanted to climb inside his skin. His tongue sought
warmth of Alex's mouth, teasing the inside of his lips and then
hard to find and stroke its opposite number.
Standing there in the middle of a field, at 3am, Fox Mulder, tired
was, wanted nothing more than to make love to this man who was
in his arms.
Their kiss grew deeper as Mulder turned his mouth to seal against
soft lips. He ran a hand down Alex's back searching for the edge
jacket and then moving up inside to feel the warmth of his lover's
Alex wore a soft, chambray shirt beneath his customary leather
Mulder tugged at the back of it until it finally came loose, allowing
get his hand up inside it. Once there, he ran his hand over the
back, relishing the play of the long muscles as he stroked and
His other hand dropped to cup Alex's butt, and as they continued
to kiss, he
writhed gently back and forth, grinding against his lover.
Alex stood, head tilted back, offering his mouth to Mulder who
on his tongue as they continued to kiss. His arm was around Mulder's
and he had thrust his fingers into the other man's hair, pulling
man's head down to meet his lips. He had missed Mulder so badly.
that afternoon, when he had caught sight of Mulder and Scully
as he drove by
it was all he had been able to do to wait until nighttime. He
had tailed the
dynamic duo back to their motel and had settled down to wait.
Mulder in his arms once more, he wanted him. He couldn't wait
to feel his
lover lying naked over him. His skin tingled in anticipation of
caresses. His breath began to grow ragged as the longed for, familiar
of Mulder's body against his generated waves of prickling sweet
up and down his spine. He groaned and closed his eyes, reveling
electric sensations they were generating between them.
Mulder began to push Alex's jacket off his shoulders. As their
separated, Alex ran his tongue over Mulder's lips, down his chin
the crease between neck and shoulder, biting and suckling the
soft flesh at
the angle of his jaw. He shuddered with lust at the sensual rasp
other man's chin, feeling the day old growth brushing against
Mulder threw his head back and moaned his appreciation.
"God, Alex, I've missed you so much I kept waiting for you
to call, or
e-mail, or leave me some kind of message, but you never did. It's
long. Don't do that to me again, please." He spoke quietly,
but Alex could
hear the hurt and longing in his voice. Unsure what to say to
he contented himself with pulling him in for another long, sweet
nibbling his lover's lower lip before plunging his tongue in to
tickle and tease.
"Are we far enough away that nobody will see us? I want to
feel you naked.
Maybe we should go a little further." Alex spoke jerkily,
his mouth dipping
into Mulder's collarbone between phrases. His fingers were busy,
their way inside Mulder's shirt to find and tug on his nipples
as he gloried
in the taste of his lover's skin and the silken feel of it against
Sighing, Mulder opened his eyes and surveyed his surroundings.
There was the
low building that he had noticed previously right behind him.
were impossible to make out in the dim starlight, but the black
of it stood out against the faint glow of the sky. Putting his
either side of Alex's face, he pushed the other man back and indicated
"Let's go there, we won't be disturbed once we get inside.
Nobody will be
able to see us, and we can take our time." He kissed Alex
gently and then
gathered up the comforter, which had fallen to the ground. As
he headed for
the barn, Alex fell in behind him and the two of them moved off.
Arriving at the building, which proved to be a wooden barn with
an open end
to it, the two of them slipped inside and without further ado
other. They clutched and moaned as they tried to erase the weeks
emptiness that lay behind them. Mulder fumbled at Alex's belt,
hands making heavy work of things in his haste to find what lay
Finally, he got the belt undone and moved on to the buttons of
shoving them down over his hips as his prick sprang out of its
Alex felt for the buttons on Mulder's dress shirt, opening them
one by one
until he reached Mulder's tie. This he grabbed hold of, wrapping
his hand and tugging on it until Mulder began to gasp for breath.
holding on to it, he leaned forward to stop the other man's protests
his own mouth, hauling Mulder in with it while he kissed him savagely,
then jerking him down to a kneeling position before releasing
his hold on
In the near darkness Mulder could make out only the gleam of eyes
flash of teeth exposed in a smile. His hands busied themselves,
Alex's jeans down. He slid his hands upwards from knee to groin,
thumbs passing over the insides of his thighs, pressing until
off his jeans. He muttered a muffled prayer that he would be able
them again, but as Mulder urged with sensual, clever finger strokes,
threw caution to the winds and parted his legs, permitting his
access to the sensitive areas between.
To begin with, Mulder concentrated on the scent of his love. He
face into the crisp curls that surrounded the other man's penis,
the sweet, musky Alex smell. His hand slipped between Alex's legs
for the tight, puckered entrance, and his fingers worked it, dipping
circling, causing Alex to throw back his head and gasp from the
Returning his attention to Alex's cock, he licked the length of
causing the standing man to draw a hissing breath between his
Mulder's tongue flicked and teased the sensitive ridge that ran
head, then he opened his mouth and circled it just for a moment
ducking to engulf it in the warmth and wetness of his mouth. Finally,
angling his head, he opened his throat to take in its full length.
was always vocal at these times, cried out, making Mulder chuckle
causing vibrations that made his victim arch and thrust. He sensed
was very close to coming, and forestalling his attempts to grab
head and push further into him, he drew back, making Alex swear.
Rising to his feet, he ran his hands under Alex's shirt, pulling
it up and
off his lover's body, tossing it away and swooping in to claim
his lips once
more. Long moments went by before the two broke apart, and Mulder
spread out the comforter on the ground. His clothes followed Alex's
finally naked, the two of them sank to the floor, arms tight around
other, bodies straining against each other as they kissed and
"Please, Fox, I need you. I need you to fuck me." Alex's
voice was hoarse
with need, and Mulder laughed as he rolled his lover over, curling
him to nibble the back of his neck. Alex groped for his discarded
and when he finally laid his hands on it he fumbled through the
searching for lube. Deftly opening the tube, he squeezed some
into his hand,
reaching behind him to apply it to Mulder's swollen penis. Slicking
own anus, he thrust himself backwards and guided the urgently
member to press against his ass. Mulder gently thrust home, pushing
slowly past the band of muscle until it slid sweetly into his
silken, hot tightness. As he drove into Alex's warmth, he paused,
and for a
moment they stayed still while Mulder fought for control, feeling
throbbing as he teetered on the brink of orgasm.
"Oh, God, Alex! It's been so long. So long!" His voice
broke as he tried to
convey the strength of his need for the other man.
"Come on, fuck me, fuck me now." Alex was gasping. He
reached back to take
Mulder's hand, guiding it around to place it on his own, rock-hard
prompting him to move up and down on him. As Mulder took up the
voiced his approval with muttered obscenities and tender words
There was silence, broken only by gasps and squelches, as the
two men thrust
and strained. Finally, their motion began to speed up as their
Alex could feel Mulder's cock sliding in and out of his ass as
worked on his dick, the movements becoming ever more spasmodic
Suddenly, Alex cried out Mulder's name as he toppled over the
top into an
orgasm so intense that he could not move. His joints locked up
and his spine
arched as he shot his ejaculate into Mulder's hand. Seconds later
felt his own orgasm welling up as his balls tightened, and he
shot his own
hot fluid into Alex.
For a while, the two of them lay panting, the sweat cooling on
Mulder, still joined to Alex, reached around to pull Alex's face
Finding his mouth, he explored it, soft, cushioned lips sliding
as he expressed all the love he could not say to the man in his
Gently, tenderly, he stroked Alex's skin, committing the feel
of it to
memory, as they lay bathed in the warm glow of satiation.
A sudden noise filtered down through a fog of drowsy satisfaction
surrounded the two men. Alex jumped, groping ineffectually for
the gun he
had left in Mulder's motel room. Mulder, who had been very close
suddenly found himself separated very abruptly from his lover
as Alex rose
to a crouch and searched desperately for his clothing.
A fevered search ensued. Alex felt around in the darkness in the
he had dropped his clothes, and as his questing fingers laid hold
he moved in the direction where he knew his clothing must lie.
He pulled on the fabric of his jeans, but there seemed to be something
his way, something holding the garment to the floor. Thinking
that they had
caught on a nail or something, Alex fumbled for the obstruction
and with a
cold thrill of horror, found something hard and horny on his clothes,
pinning them down. He felt around the whatever-it-was, attempting
discover what in the world it might be. As his hand traveled over
obstruction, he could feel the change in texture as the hard,
turned to soft hide covered in coarse hair. He jerked his fingers
confusion, but then cautiously stood up, hand outstretched to
whatever obstacle might be impeding his access to his clothes.
His open hand
met warm hide, and something flicked against his arm, causing
him to jerk
"Fox!" His whisper was urgent.
Mulder had risen to his feet, and as Alex backed up, he felt Mulder's
body against his back. His arms slid around him as Mulder leaned
whisper in his ear.
"What is it, babe?" Mulder pressed his lips briefly
to the back of the other
man's neck, drawing away again as he realized just exactly how
"There's something standing on my jeans. I think it's a cow."
was strangled, and Mulder had to forcibly restrain himself from
"Can't you get it off?" There was amusement in Mulder's
voice and Alex found
himself snarling as Mulder snickered.
Alex stepped forward and pushed half-heartedly at the cow's behind.
as well have been a cliff face for all the good he did. It remained,
"I think it's asleep!" What am I going to do?"
Alex's voice was plaintive.
He was picturing the long trek back to his apartment wearing next
nothing, coupled with the need to get from his car into his apartment
at the rush hour. He did not feel it was something an under cover
should be exposed to, except that exposed is what he would certainly
under cover he most definitely was not right at this moment!
"It's going to be OK," Mulder soothed, "Find the
rest of your clothes while
I think. There's something I used to do when I was a kid, but
I have to get
myself psyched up for it first."
Alex felt along the floor, eventually finding his jacket, shirt,
one sock. The cow remained in full possession of his jeans.
"Fox! We have to do something. What am I going to do without
my pants? Help
me out here." Mulder was absently running his hands up and
down the long,
lean lines of Alex's torso, from nipple to groin as he pondered.
after a pause, he pulled on his own clothes and drew Alex's face
in for a
hard, brief kiss, sucking the other man's tongue in and nipping
delicately carved lips.
"OK, here we go, I'm as ready as I'll ever be. I used to
be able to do
this." He stepped up to the cow with an air not unlike that
of a skilled
safe cracker. He felt his way around to the side of the creature
his hands on it. "Get hold of your pants, and be prepared
to yank them out.
This might not work, but I'll give it my best shot."
Mulder tightened his muscles, put his back into it, and heaved
on the cow.
The cow promptly fell over. There was a pause, a crash, and a
bellow followed by a cry of triumph from Alex who had finally
lower garments he needed. Swiftly, he pulled them on, hopping
up and down on
one leg as he donned them.
"Jeez, Fox! You have talents you've never shared with me!
damned stunning!" Mulder laughed out loud and then hastily
backed away from
the wildly flailing bovine hooves.
"Yeah! I have a black belt in Helo kiti. My feet are registered
weapons and when cows everywhere lay eyes on me, milk comes down
noses!" Hastily gathering up their comforter, the two of
them felt their way
to the door of the barn, pushing out past what seemed to be a
"How do you suppose these critters managed to surround us
noticing? That's quite a scary concept." Alex asked once
they had managed to
make the open field.
I don't know. Maybe it's because we were so into what we were
it's dangerous to our health to go for six weeks without seeing
He swung around, face alight with laughter, and gathered Alex
up into his
arms again, running his hand down over Alex's ass as he glued
his mouth to
him. His hand froze suddenly.
"Umm.... Alex!" The voice was carefully without expression.
"What is it, Fox?" Alex was engaged in running his lips
over Mulder's face -
hand buried in his hair, tongue peeping out to taste eyes, temples
as he browsed.
"I'm going to have to lend you a pair of pants unless you've
got a suitcase
"Nope. Didn't bring one. I wasn't intending to be away overnight
until I saw
you, lover. Why do you ask? What's wrong?" Mulder's hands
moved to cup the
bulge in Alex's jeans.
"Oh, nothing... You know they say that cow manure is good
for making things
grow?" His fingers kneaded and stroked as he spoke. "Let's
just say that if
I apply the substance that's on the seat of your pants to this,
I'm going to
be more than satisfied!"