Disclaimer: Alex don't belong to me. Wish he did...
NC 17: Well, maybe. Contains impure thoughts.
Thanks to Frankie. All her fault
"Clean- up and Dirty Mind"
by Dr Ruthless
Dr. Ruthless sat at her computer and wondered what she should
be getting on
with. She had finished her stories, everyone was reconciled with
mattered. Nobody was love-lorn and asking her for advice, and
replied to every last item of e-mail. What to do? What to do?
around in her chair, and surveyed her humble basement. Maybe she
actually do somecleaning up for a change. There were dust bunnies
VCR and her prized copy of Xtro II had a coffee ring on the cover.
sighed and headed out to the kitchen to find the furniture polish
Passing the computer, she clicked hopefully on "get mail"
happened. The dialog box apologised. "Sorry, you have no
"How the heck can I have no mail when I'm on 17 mailing lists?
understand." She pondered as she dusted and swept busily.
A voice came from
somewhere behind her. "Sue...Sue!" and she turned to
look, but there was
"I really need to get a life. I'm going to take root in this
basement if I'm
not careful." Venomously she polished the coffee table. "Other
people go out
and shop, or lunch or whatever on their day off. Me, what do I
do? I clean.
Mrs. Mop! No excitement at all! I suppose the high spot of the
day is going
to be when the husband comes home and I serve him his dinner.
The floor was sparkling, the rugs were beaten, the cat had run
for its life,
and she was stacking dishes in the sink, prior to the final onslaught
strong arm snaked around her waist, and a warm, raspy chin nuzzled
of her neck. She jumped out of her skin!
Turning in mid leap, in much the same way cartoon characters manage
came face to face with *holy shit!* Alex Krycek. Her heart just
into her mouth. What was going on?
"Sue..." coming from his gravelly, sexy voice, her name
sounded like a
caress. "I need you to help me out. You've been really mean
"Whatever do you mean? I ended the story with you and Fox
just about riding
off into the sunset together, and Scully half way reconciled to
relationship. What more could you possibly want?" He snorted,
and the arm
tightened around her, as he pushed her up against the counter.
"You've gotta be kidding me! Every time you write about me
you hurt me. You
shot me, dammit, you even killed me in that last one, and OK,
I know you
relented and brought me back, but that hurt too, you know, and
Scully the chance to perform an unauthorised vasectomy on me.
I want you to
know that I suffered untold anguish over that. I may never be
again." He surveyed her to see how his complaint was going
over. She was
flushed, with a smudge of something grubby on the end of her nose.
stood, trying very hard not to wriggle against the extremely insistant
half of the delectable body she had been writing about for the
"Alex, I don't know what else you want. You want me to write
you a holiday
or something? Why don't you go home to Fox and be domestic. Isn't
major goal in life?" He laughed harshly.
"That's what I'm trying to get through to you! I really want
him, but you
left me high and dry on the fucking doorstep. I didn't even get
kiss when you faded us both out!" He looked very cute in
and she was wondering just how she was going to restrain herself
grabbing him and planting a really wet one on him. She took a
It didn't work,and she considered a cold shower.
"Alex, let me get this straight. You can't actually get it
on without I give
you permission? Is that what you're saying?" His green eyes
flashed and he
moved in closer, squishing her firmly against the worktop and
feel that he was all there. Very much all there! She shuddered.
"You got it in one. I knew you were a really smart lady.
Now if you can just
see your way to sitting down and writing me some really hot sex
I will be
much obliged!" He stooped to kiss along her neck and around
her left ear.
She felt her knees growing weak and the rest of her getting more
little warm. Clearing her throat, she fixed him with a stern glare.
"Alex, (God she loved saying that name!) just what do you
think you are
doing to me?" He grinned a lazy, ratboy kind of grin and
ran his tongue
around her lips before replying.
"Oh, I'm just letting you see what it feels like to be left
high and dry by
someone. I'm going to get you so worked up, you'll just be begging
it, and then....heheheh! Then, I'm going to go back to the doormat
inside Fox's apartment, where I've been standing hopefully for
several days." Her blood ran cold. Truly, he was as bad as
people said he
was. What a shame he was so beautiful. Maybe she should write
disfigurements, so that she could get over him a bit, but he was
She couldn't do it!
"I don't see what's in it for me! If I write you your sexy
vignette, you go
off to play with Mulder, and if I don't you're going to torment
me. I lose
whatever I do." She whimpered a little in the back of her
that she could play with him the way he deserved. Pushing him
started to speak, then started again, trying to get her voice
to go back
down to it's usual contralto, instead of the Minnie Mouse squeak
just produced. He ground his pelvis into hers once more before
backing off a
little way, shit-eating grin still plastered across his gorgeous
"Besides, what about the short story I wrote for you and
Fox the other week.
It was supposed to happen straight after the main story finished.
that was steamy enough even for you!" Poking her finger into
the chest of
her favourite character, she pushed past him, heading very determinedly
the cold shower.
"Yeah, that was great, fantastic, but it was 10 days ago
now, and I need
more! I'm a creature of large appetites honey, and I need to pander
Come on now, you have to be nice to me for a change!" So
saying, he grabbed
for her again, and his mouth came down on hers, muffling the words
been bubbling up a second before. As she sank into the kiss, his
the inside of her mouth, and her whole body turned to mush. He
released her, and stood grinning at the wreckage.
"So, what about it Honey?"
"Yes, Alex, whatever you say...."
and so, a story was born....
Sue aka Dr. Ruthless