by Nicole S.

Rated R - Some swearing, implications of...whatever.

This belongs to me! You can't prove anything!

No beta - all mistakes are my own.


"It's dripping."

"I know."

"Well, do something about it!"


"It's not *your* floor it's dripping on."

"If it will make you happy, I will clean your floor later."

"I'm counting on it."

"This is good but it's a little plain."

"I like Vanilla."

"Most people go for complicated flavors like Rocky Road, Maple Walnut Ripple...something with alot of...stuff in it.

"Well, I'm a simple guy."


"It's dripping again. Here. Take this."

"Why don't you do it?"

"Excuse me?"

"You're so worried about a few drips on the floor - you do something about it."

"*You're* the one who's dripping everywhere!"

"I'm quite content, I don't mind."

"You are very stubborn."

"And you're not?"

"I know I'm going to regret this. Come here."

"See that wasn't so hard, was it?"

"Oops, oh shit, look what I did."

"That was on purpose."

"An accident, I swear."

"Are you going to clean it up?"

"Why should I? You don't give a shit about my floor."

"It's not the same thing."

"You dripped enough on yourself and seemed to enjoy it. I think I'll just leave it right there."

"But I'm all sticky."


"Come on...I'm going to stick to the couch."

"Would that necessarily be a bad thing?"

"Please clean me up."


"That's it?"

"'s that?"


"And this?"

"Better...that's even better...oh that's *so* much better."

"Better or the same?"

"What are you an Optometrist?"


"That's....mmmmmmmm....oh nice, nice, nice...hmmmmm."

"You're still dripping."

"Take care of that will you? And while you're down there will

"I think this part is really sticky. I'm just going to make sure it's all clean for you."

"Thank's very that's...that's....uuuhhhhhh....oh yeah that's great."

"Okay, you're clean. Now finish your ice cream."